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Why KTM is the best bike
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Oh, let me count the ways:


1) Orange looks fast even when nosed into a tree.


2) Harder than concrete seats "helps" remind riders the best riding position is standing.


3) Did away with all those unnecessary links other manufacturers depend on.


4) Crappy headlight allows rider to "feel the force flow through them" when riding in darkness.


5) K alphabetically comes before Y and S and the same as K but after H.


6) Black goo from tailpipe tells you you will make it back to the trucks.


7) Extra large gas tanks allows rider to get lost several times per ride.


8) Ultra confusing model offering to ensure you will always be wanting another.


9) Only brand offering 200cc enduro model for pussy-riders (except other K brand).


10) At least the chain is on the right (actually left) side of the bike.


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Now that's funny!

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kawi actually has 2 pussy sizes 200 and 220, and the husky and family are the only mfg to put the chain on the right side


now what about an auto clutch?  This sound like this is the next best aftermarket upgrade


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